ramonbautista: YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count kailangan mo…

YOU HAVE 4 SHOTS. make them count
kailangan mo ng presence of mind at presence of face sa photobooth. smile, tuck in your tummy and think 3 poses ahead para hindi ka mukang 2x2 picture sa pinakamalapit na xeroxan
pose 1: one calorie smile. instead of saying “cheeseâ€, say “unli-rice†for that half-smile
pose 2: smile with sound. lagyan ng sound ang smile and say “AHA-HA-HA†out loud. ang peg ay pang chickenjoy billboard
pose 3: pucha may camera pala, pero ok lang pogi naman ako-serious. kunyari di ka pa ready, inaayos mo pa ang suit, tie, sleeves, glasses, nag iisip ka pa ng pogi things to do. pero sanay kang ma picture-an. afterall, pogi ka, at ang mga pogi, camera magnet.
pose 4: “wackyâ€. ginagawa ko jan yung “oh-shit may ginawa nanaman akong kabobohan lookâ€. di ka dapat takot magmukang tanga. itodo mo kasi ang half baked mukang tanga, is 100 percent mukang tanga. gets?